You can never be too fancy for an apocalypse

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “N/A”

Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”]

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Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice.

KAITLIN!