You can never be too fancy for an apocalypse

youcraftyjackrabbit:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WORK AT JOANN FABRIC AND CRAFTS”

Bottom Text: “EXPECTED TO KNOW HOW TO SEW ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.”]

You get hired just like any other retail job and you get paid minimum wage. I don’t understand why people assume you had to graduate from fashion school in order to work in that crappy store.

EXACTLY.